Bangbang

Rewind a couple of weeks. Our Diabolos group (Vilurum, Zebix, Gain, Alyada, Araelus, and myself) was making our way toward The Shrouded Maw. Araelus, Zebix, and I were the first ones to arrive and were waiting on the others. So in the meantime we decided to occupy ourselves.

Eleibfrid: Okay Z, while we're waiting on them
Eleibfrid: Let's play a hand of omaha
Eleibfrid deals 4 cards to Zebix.
Eleibfrid deals 4 cards to himself.
Zebix: What... is that?
Eleibfrid: Ever play texas holdem?
Zebix: Yeah
Eleibfrid: It's like that, only you get 4 cards instead of 2
Eleibfrid: And you can only use 2
Eleibfrid: (For realism sake i'm actually using a deck and dealt us cards)
Zebix: Cheater!
Zebix tosses cards down.
Eleibfrid: Well hold on now
Zebix: Now you die!
Eleibfrid: Oh hell no
Eleibfrid flips a table and unholsters his revolver.
Eleibfrid: We's gonna have an old fashioned texas saloon shootout!
Zebix: Fine!
Eleibfrid bangbang
Eleibfrid reloads
Eleibfrid bangbang
Eleibfrid: Take that!
Eleibfrid bangbang
Zebix bangbang
Eleibfrid bangbang
Zebix: Nevar!
Zebix bangbang
Eleibfrid reloads
Eleibfrid: You're quick
Zebix bangbang
Zebix reloads
Eleibfrid: Ouch!
Eleibfrid bangbang
Eleibfrid bangbang
Zebix bangbang
Zebix: Oww!
Eleibfrid bangbang
Zebix: Oww... Ya got me.
Zebix dead.
Eleibfrid kneels respectfully before Zebix.
Zebix: Elei.... come closer...
Zebix gasp and wheeze
Eleibfrid Yes... Zebix..?
Zebix: Soon... I shall pass on...
Zebix gasp and wheeze.... again
Zebix and a cough for dramatic effect.
Zebix: You....must... defeat Diabo....
Zebix: bo...
Zebix: ...los.....
Zebix dead for dramatic effect.

And then.. came Aly:

Alyada: You mean to tell me the BLACK GUY lost a shooting contest?

And I really tried to hold Zebix's last request on Vana'diel, to defeat Diabolos...

Sad to say though he kicked the shit out of us shortly afterward.

But he got what was coming to him two nights ago. Diabolos went from 100% to dead in 3 minutes 40-something seconds.